NAMES 101

The Worst Names for a Child [Over 55 Examples]

Being creative is good, but sometimes it can be too much. And if we are talking about baby names, maybe it’s better to be more balanced in choosing the name for your child. Let’s see what worst names for a child exist already and what names could be created.

Real existing worst names for a child

We did some research on the Internet and here are the worst baby names people share they have experienced to hear:

  1. Beauxeigh (pronounced Bowie)
  2. Renesmee
  3. Adolf
  4. Blue bear
  5. Gandalf
  6. Nedward
  7. Ladybird
  8. Pocahontas
  9. Rose-Pink
  10. Samurai
  11. Avalon
  12. Saracen
  13. Neon
  14. Strange Conveyance
  15. Cushion
  16. Chardonnay (spelled shardonay)
  17. Babydoll
  18. Beige
  19. Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backward)
  20. Culture
  21. Spyder Mann
  22. Eva toni ann (first name Eva, middle names toni ann)
  23. Lord and Lady
  24. Credenza
  25. Poo-Ella
  26. Atticus
  27. Tilly
  28. Titto
  29. Bartolomew
  30. Balthazar
  31. Ca$h
  32. Blousey
  33. Tank
  34. Saffron
  35. Siobhan
  36. London
  37. Rocky
  38. Coolio
  39. Maybelline
  40. Anakin
  41. Cloud
  1. Mahboob
  2. Manmeet
  3. Sukhdeep
  4. Anil Chopra
  5. Aqueer
  6. Toe-Joe Munro
  7. Mingus Reedus
  8. Bicardee
  9. D’Artagnan
  10. T’Mara
  11. Princess Miami
  12. Cornelius Montgomery Theodore Maximilian
  13. Hymen
  14. Aybhvhen
  15. Jaxson
  16. Bronty
  17. Diplo
  18. Pocahontas Mckay
  19. Trowbridge
  20. Taffetta
  21. Aston
  22. Bentley
  23. River
  24. Ocean
  25. Lake
  26. Neveah
  27. Peregrine
  28. Burtie
  29. Bertie
  30. Cosmo
  31. Cassius
  32. Drift
  33. Drag
  34. Willie Stroker
  35. Paris England
  36. Kevin Costner
  37. Khaos
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More existing worst baby names

  1. Fox
  2. Augusta Fanny
  3. Jax/Jaxon
  4. Anus
  5. Boo-tai
  6. Bunnii
  7. Barli-bae
  8. Queeny
  9. Tuesday
  10. Bort
  11. Gronia (pronounced like groin)
  12. Ebi (pronounced Eee-beee)
  13. Oli-Jai (pronounced Olly Jay)
  14. Painter
  15. S. Cockshot
  16. Guy Cockaday
  17. Paul Hiscock
  18. Phil Hiscock
  19. Kadasha (spelled ‘K-a’)
  20. Stetson
  21. Bronson
  22. Barclay
  23. Santander
  24. Disney Beaver
  25. Odysseus
  26. Negan
  27. Daisy (and daughter Maisie)
  28. Kaitland
  29. Bodey Meacle
  30. Anal
  1. Strawberry Rain
  2. Kingslayer
  3. Rhythm
  4. Diesel Duramax
  5. Jennifert
  6. Heorgie (pronounced “he – orshie”)
  7. Leche (pronounced “lee•chi”)
  8. Taqueria
  9. Jack Daniels
  10. Kviiilyn (pronounced Kaitlyn as in k-8-lyn)
  11. Jayke
  12. Mychael
  13. Moon Star
  14. Dijonnaise
  15. Bunny
  16. Galaxy
  17. Nevaeh
  18. Tarquin
  19. Satan
  20. Reign
  21. Charisma
  22. Echo
  23. Indica
  24. Sativa
  25. Storm Duck
  26. Vulva

Worst baby names one can come up with

  1. Abcde
  2. Anal
  3. Areola
  4. Chlamydia
  5. Crapbag
  6. Daisy Duke
  7. Dingus
  8. Doo-Doo
  9. Fartina
  10. Felonia
  11. Fido
  12. Fudd
  13. Gaylord
  14. Ghengis
  15. Goober
  16. Gremlin
  17. Grunty
  18. Hytshyn
  19. Iona Potty
  20. J’aime Parfait
  1. Kash’Mere
  2. La-a (Pronounced “Ladasha”)
  3. Leper
  4. Lucifer
  5. Malaria
  6. Meconium
  7. Ogre
  8. Phlem
  9. Placenta
  10. Prudy Prude
  11. Quandarious
  12. Satchel
  13. Shithead
  14. Slimer
  15. Smelly
  16. Snickerdoodle
  17. Smunty
  18. Taco Belle
  19. Warty Huughes
  20. Zelda Stinkhiker

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